Bioshocked's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kenya Bros]

Max! You is bestest! XD

I fuckin peed my pants, man! Kinda reminds me of my childhood everyday life... o_O

But let me get this straight... Your cartoons are so awesome, i get a boner just watching them. Everytime! :D
Besides... the other far more longer cartoon on the net - you know which one i mean - ...this cartoon is great. But i missed your entry soooo much, that i had to rape my three cats to be happy again... *sob*

[8-Bit Labs: P. rotundus]

Damn, i love it!!!

I've already taken the picture of this specimen as a desktop wallpaper, but seeing this little critter in a jar is way too cool!

Please make more of these! THIS is real-real video game art!

[WGJ4K: Mickey's Rebuttal]

Mickey's the rock hardest dick ever!

Can't get enough of this show. Damn! Oh, hey... i wanna write some fanmail too!

So... here it goes...

Dear Mickey,

Err... if Eric's a robot with some antennae, why is he in need of glasses? I mean... doesn't he have some freaky laserbeam eyes that focus by themselves? Or was he sewn together like the green guy from Frankenstein? ... Or... or... is it all some sort of disguise, so nobody sees that he's a robot? But if so... why the frikkin' antennas?...

By the way... Mickey... for you i'd strongly recommend playing Hello Kitty Online. So you could calm down a bit and bake some dick pie with all those retarded 9 year olds.

May the juice be with you,
Long Dong

[FRAME- Return my liver!]

Fuck alcohol!

Better smoke some weed, dude!

Animation was ok. Story was ... bad. Really really bad.
If someone likes it - their fault.

Epic FAIL!

[Clever Bastard]

Come on! Come on!

I'm very interested if i'll still be alive tomorrow morning. Probably... yes.

Fick Dich weg, Du Homofürst! XD

Sidorio responds:

For those of you that don't speak German, that means "I suck dicks for a living and desire many homosexual lovers at once".

[Awesome Morphing B!]

OMG

Lame... really really lame...

Chime responds:

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

[Machinecodeisnomore]

I like it!

Some folks just won't realize that this loop is supposed to be art and not a cartoon or something like that. It is what it is - a short loop with some ambient music. The quality is great and if you would take some more of these loops you could make great animations for music titles. Just my opinion.

It's kinda dreamy though... or am i stoned? XD
8 of 10

[Cat Face ep.20]

I loooove the....

...syncro! <3

[A Fable II Experience]

Muahahahaha!

"I shall call you slappy and you shall be my slappy!" Grrrreat!!!

[WGJ4K: Mario Vs Sonic]

EPIC!!!

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!! Yay! And for real - he is!
Favourite Episode of this series. This fight was truly epic! You could barely see the thoughts running through Mickeys and Erics heads how to punish and humiliate the other. Especially Mickeys. XD

He's my hero!